Tell me a bedtime story
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."- Caitlin Stasey (via thepeacefulterrorist)
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable