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"canoodling is slang for being caught making love to a bowl of pasta"

elly • 17 • adl




fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

imsodunwithyou:

Their friendship is adorable.

imsodunwithyou:

Their friendship is adorable.

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

image

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

gangleaderr:

*HEAVY SIGH*

gangleaderr:

*HEAVY SIGH*

kill-whitepeople:

hulk hogan asks the question that is on everyone’s mind 

kill-whitepeople:

hulk hogan asks the question that is on everyone’s mind 

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