my favourite colour is clear

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

no:

sickomobb:

OhMYGOOOOSDDDDS

GOOD BYE

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."

- Caitlin Stasey   (via thepeacefulterrorist)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable